Now I�m A True Gardener

Never mind the tools, soil, shed, compost, fertilizer, plants, seeds, hoses and a gazillion other things a gardener will accumulate over time; you�re not officially a gardener until you have something like this:


Isn�t this the sexiest piece of footwear you�ve ever seen?

(Hear that? That�s construction workers whistling.)

These clogs were being liquidated at a ridiculous price of only $5.00, so how could I resist? I couldn�t. So I didn�t. My only regret is not picking up more of them.

Now that I�ve added these sexy gardening clogs to gardening gear, I believe I�ve met all the criteria needed to be considered a bona fide gardener, so I expect to be receiving my membership card in the mail any day now.