What you�re supposed to do is look around for someone who is in a grouchy mood and then do them a favour that will � hopefully � turn their frown into a smile. The great thing about this holiday is that it�s easy to fulfill. You certainly don�t have to look far to find yourself an authentic grouch. There are oodles of them everywhere!
Choose a grouch candidate based on your uplifting abilities. If you�re a little shy, you might want to take on a temporary grouch; someone who�s typically a happy person but just having a bad day.
If you�re a little more outgoing but still slightly reserved, you can consider tackling an intermediate grouch. This type of grouch has a Jekyll and Hyde personality; they alternate between grouchiness and cheerfulness.
Are you really sociable and not afraid of being barked at? Then search for a chronic grouch. This is the type of person that dwells in grouchiness 24/7. Nothing ever pleases them; they spend their lives grumbling about one thing or another. Getting them to be cheerful will be quite a challenge, so good luck with that!
And if you�re a grouch exorcist, why not try your hand with Oscar the Grouch? No one�s been able to drive the grouchiness out of him. Yet. Maybe it�ll be you.
Although after you listen to this song, you might reconsider.
Oscar has the last word:
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