Attention Lady Mourning Doves!

Are you tired of being harassed by the males of your species?

Ever feel like you could throw up listening to lame pickup lines?

Fed up with the stupid comments at the birdbath?

Do you often wish you had some snappy comebacks that will send them flying away with their tail feathers tucked between their legs?

Well, fret no more! Below are some witty answers to some of those lame pickup lines.

Put an end to the birdbath nonsense, once and for all!